St Patrick's College, Jaffna.
Alumni Association, UK.

Registered Chartiy in England & Wales: 1088167

Sweet Tea

Posted by Patrician Scribe on October 19, 2010 at 5:06 AM

HUSBANDS are innocent!


A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue. The Doctor asks: "What happened?" The woman says: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp." The Doctor says: "I have a real good cure for that. When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow until he goes to bed and is a sleep."


Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn. The woman says: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunk, I swished with sweet tea. I swished and swished, and he didn't touch me! How does the tea do that?" The Doctor says: "The tea does bugger all, it's keeping your mouth shut that does the trick?"

Categories: Jokes, Anecdotes and Trivia, Stories and Parables

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